Just to reiterate that the UK has, by no means, a monopoly on published trash - the French have come up with this attention-grabbing little number. Cécilia Sarkozy vs. Carla Bruni… and I think the winner of this round was obvious. Cécilia walks away with 30,000€ damages from Closer magazine, but Bruni keeps Nicolas Sarkozy. I know which I’d prefer!